· Posted in Men/Women Jokes  

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the free speaker function and begins to talk. Eve[......]

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· Posted in Family Jokes  

A little girl asks his dad: “Dad, how did I get my name?” The dad said, “Well, Rose, a rose fell on your head when you were young, so I named you Rose[......]

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· Posted in Little Johnny Jokes  

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one mo[......]

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· Posted in Bar, Drunk Jokes  

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with[......]

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· Posted in Religious Jokes  

A pastor walked outside of the church because he heard the children being loud. He sees the kids all grouped up. “What are you doing?” The children ma[......]

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· Posted in Family Jokes  

A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps you if you lie.

Dad: Son, where were you at school hours?
Son: At school. The robot slaps the son.
Son[......]

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· Posted in Flying Jokes  

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”She[......]

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· Posted in Police Jokes  

Late one night, a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over. The cop says to the man,[......]

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· Posted in Sports Jokes  

A jockey is about to enter an race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with this horse i[......]

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· Posted in Lawyer Jokes  

So there was a plane and in that plane was 4 people a Pilot, Lawyer, Priest, and a kid. The plane is going down and fast but there was only 3 parachut[......]

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