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Turnbull, a wealthy New York City attorney, decided to take a few days’ vacation and visit his poor cousin in the Appalachians. As he sat on the ricke[......]

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A seasoned pro loses on a robbery trial. His client turns to him and says “Well, where do we go from here?”

The pro replies “Son, you’re going to p[......]

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From the Law School Admission test: A prospective client comes into your office and asks you to represent him in a contract dispute. As the client rel[......]

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“Some people think about sex all of the time, some people think about sex some of the time, and some people never think about
sex: they become lawyer[......]

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An indigent client who had been injured in an accident went looking for a lawyer to represent him without cost. One lawyer
told him that he would tak[......]

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Believing in predestination, a new father set out three objects on the dining room table in preparation for his son’s arrival home from school. The fi[......]

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Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge ordered Taylor, “You are to c[......]

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The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the attorney rushed to the judge’s chambers, demanding that the case be reopened. He said[......]

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Tadbury was an entrepreneur with a reputation for dishonesty. One day, he went to Smythe, a new but talented attorney. He told Smythe that he wouldn’t[......]

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Tadbury was an entrepreneur with a reputation for dishonesty. One day, he went to Smythe, a new but talented attorney. He told Smythe that he wouldn’t[......]

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