· Posted in Bar, Drunk Jokes  

Two men are drinking in a bar. One turns to the other and says, “I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye.”
The second fellow thinks to himself, I guess[......]

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· Posted in Marriage Jokes  

A husband went to the police station to file a missing persons report.
Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn’t come back yet.”
Officer: “[......]

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· Posted in Redneck Jokes  

Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (resp[......]

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· Posted in Workplace Jokes  

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?”
“[......]

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· Posted in Police Jokes  

A man gets pulled over by the police for speeding.
The cop walks up to the car and says to the driver, “Sir, did you know that you were going 60 mile[......]

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· Posted in Workplace Jokes  

An Engineer was unemployed for long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $5[......]

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· Posted in Animal Jokes  

A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day it starts to shake and rock. 
So he looks outside and he sees a large elephant trying to climb up t[......]

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· Posted in Doctor Jokes  

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutiona[......]

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· Posted in Computer Jokes  

A pilot is flying a small single engine plane with a lot of really important execs on board into Seattle airport. There is fog so thick that visibilit[......]

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· Posted in School Jokes  

The teacher said; “Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title ‘If I Were a Millionaire.’”
Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms[......]

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