International Joke

A joke a day keeps doctors away


December 13th, 2012

A married couple, both avid golfers, was discussing the future one night.

“Honey”, the wife said, “if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?”

“I suppose so – it’s paid for.”

“How about our car? Continued the woman. “Would the two of you keep that?

“I suppose so – it’s paid for.”

“What about my golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?

“Heck, no,” the husband blurted out. “She is left-handed.”

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