International Joke

A joke a day keeps doctors away

Only Mad Twice

April 15th, 2013

When a woman got married she put a shoe box in the closet and told her husband not to open it. After over 50 years of marriage she was dying and told him to open the box. When he opened it there were 2 doilies and $85,000.00 He ask why this was in the box. She replied “when I got married my mother told me to crochet a doily every time I got mad at you. He smile thinking she was only mad twice and ask what the $85,000.00 was. She replied that’s the money from selling the doilies. 

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