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June 19th, 2013

Q: What is written on Steve Jobs tombstone?
A: iCame, iSaw, iConquered, iLeft, iCameBack, iThinkDifferent, iMac, iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iPad, iCloud, iRIP

Q: Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret?
A: They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn’t have a Flash player installed!

Q: Why is it so sad that Steve Jobs died?
A: Everyone at Apple are crying their i’s out!

Q: What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application?
A: Your iphone will keep crashing!

Q: Why won’t blondes take their iPhones to the bathroom?
A: Because they don’t want to give away their IP address!

Steve Jobs‘ funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every six months in a slightly better coffin.

Do not touch MY iPhone. It’s not an usPhone, it’s not a wePhone, it’s not an ourPhone, it’s an iPhone.

I don’t understand why everybody wants the white iPhone, Everyone knows the black one runs faster.

I pressed the ‘home’ button but I’m still at school…

If your iPhone is black and you’re making Siri do tasks for you you’re pretty much saying slavery was OK.

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