International Joke

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Who Has the Orange

February 12th, 2015

An elementary-school teacher heard children wailing and crying and rushed to the playground to see what was wrong. There, she found Marc, Chuck, and Laura, the latter crying furiously. When she asked what had happened, Marc told her, “Chuck took Laura’s orange. Then she hit him on the head and called him several dirty names, and he kicked her in the stomach.” The teacher replied, “Well, then, we’ll all have to go to the principal’s office. Where is the orange now?” Marc smiled and produced the orange from his pocket. “I have the orange. I’m Laura’s lawyer.”

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