Hammer In the Nails

A guy was fixing up the floor and laying down carpet in some woman’s home. As he was finishing, he noticed a bump in the carpet and figured that he had laid carpet over a package of nails he used earlier.

Rather than to take up the carpet, he decided to get a hammer and pound the package into the ground so no one would know.

When he finished that, the owner of the house walked into the room and commented on what a nice job he had done. “The carpet looks wonderful!” she exclaimed. “Here are your nails, I found them in the kitchen. By the way, have you seen my phone?”

July 5, 2017 · Posted in Workplace Jokes  
    

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