International Joke

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Birthday Gifts

February 3rd, 2018

A rich man and a poor man were sitting at a bar having a few drinks and they got chatting. after a while they realise both of their wedding anniverserys are the next day.
Poor man, “What did you get your wife for her wedding anniversery?”
Rich man, “I got her a pink farrari and a diamond ring.”
Poor man, “What made you choose those gifts?”
Rich man, “She loves fast cars and I wasn’t sure about the ring so if she doesn’t like it, she can take it back in her new car… ”
The poor, “Man nods in agreement.”
Rich man, “What did you get your wife?”
Poor man, “I got my wife a pair of cheep slippers and a dildo.”
Rich man, “Why did you choose those gifts?”
Poor man, ” Well if she doesn’t like the slippers she can go f*uck herself.”

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