International Joke

A joke a day keeps doctors away

This Place Stinks

February 4th, 2018

A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed[……]

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Work Genesis

February 4th, 2018

In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance.

And da[……]

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Old local blacksmith

February 4th, 2018

An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was cra[……]

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The Irish Prostitute

February 4th, 2018

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily.
‘Where have ye been all this time, child? Why d[……]

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Smart Dog

February 3rd, 2018

Two neighbors are talking to each other.
First neighbor: Do you know that my dog is so smart, he waits for the newspaper to drop at the doorstep and[……]

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A Problem

February 3rd, 2018

A nice lady in a short skirt walks up to a police man on the street and says, “I have a problem.”
The police man asked her what it is, she points to[……]

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In the Library

February 3rd, 2018

A blonde walks into a library.
“PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!” he shouts at the top of his lungs.
“Sir, this is a library,” the librarian says.[……]

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He Might Let You

February 3rd, 2018

Jimmy was staring at a dog in the park whilst the dog was licking himself in inappropriate parts and said to his dad, “I wish I could do that.”
Jimmy[……]

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Confession for Using the “F-word”

February 3rd, 2018

This man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father for I have sinned.” The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the man replies[……]

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Interesting Things

February 3rd, 2018

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into to[……]

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