International Joke

A joke a day keeps doctors away

Use Your Other Hand

March 27th, 2018

At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be. She tells the who[……]

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Santa’s Erection

March 27th, 2018

It was Christmas Eve, and a lady hadn’t had sex in a long time, so she decided to wait for Santa. When he came down the chimney, she took of[……]

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Barking Dog

March 25th, 2018

Mr. Jones was sleeping soundly and was awakened by the phone ringing at 2am. He answered and the voice on the other end said, “This is your neighbor,[……]

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Misguided

March 25th, 2018

A hunting party, hopelessly lost in the mountains, blamed their guide for leading them astray.

“You told us you were the best guide in Colorado!” t[……]

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Getting Out of Jury Duty

March 25th, 2018

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?

Juror: I don’t want to be away from my job that long.

Judge: Can’t they[……]

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When I Was Your Age

March 25th, 2018

Teacher: “When I was of your age, I learned very quickly and was not as slow as you are.”

Student: “Wow, you must have had a good teacher then, did[……]

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Sunday Compliment

March 25th, 2018

The minister gave his Sunday morning service, as usual, but this particular Sunday, it was considerably longer than normal.

Later, at the door, sha[……]

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Like My 7th Husband

March 25th, 2018

A man arrives at a rest home for his first day. He is greeted at the door by a woman.

She says, “You look like my 7th husband.”

The man replies,[……]

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I Just Bought A Pig

March 23rd, 2018

Two friends were chatting. “I’ve just bought a pig!” said the first.

“But where will you keep it?” asked the second. “Your yard’s much too small fo[……]

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Stolen Wallet

March 23rd, 2018

It was John’s turn to drive carpool into town on a day when a new member was traveling along for the first time. As they rode along he began to be sus[……]

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