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An Old Beer's Tale
 
 

Hummm

HE GRABBED ME AROUND MY SLENDER NECK

I COULD NOT CALL OR SCREAM.

HE DRAGGED ME TO MY DINGY ROOM

WHERE WE COULD NOT BE SEEN.

HE TORE AWAY MY FLIMSY WRAP

AND GAZED UPON MY FORM.

I WAS SO COLD AND DAMP AND SCARED

WHILE HE WAS DRY AND WARM.

HE PRESSED HIS FEVERISH LIPS TO MINE

I COULD NOT MAKE HIM STOP.

HE DRAINED ME OF MY INNER SELF

I GAVE HIM EVERY DROP.

THEN HE CAST ME FROM HIS SIDE

SO NOW YOU SEE ME HERE.

AN EMPTY BOTTLE THROWN AWAY

THAT ONCE WAS FULL OF BEER.


 

 

 

 
     
 
 
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