Three men at a work site at lunch time,

First there's the English man, he opens up his lunch box picks up his sandwich which contains cheese..

"Errughh... I hate cheese.. If my wife makes me cheese sandwiches one more time, I will climb up to the top of the scaffolding and jump off to commit suicide."

Next up is the Scottish man. He opens up his sandwiches and he finds that he was ham sandwiches..

"Yuck, I hate ham . I too will jump off the scaffolding if my wife makes me ham sandwiches."

Last but not least the Irish man looks into his sandwiches, which contain nothing but mayonnaise.

"I don't like mayonnaise, and that's the only thing in this sandwich... If too will kill myself if I find my sandwiches have mayonnaise in."

*The next day*

The lunch call goes out and the three husbands sit down to eat their lunch.

First up as usual is the English man, he opens his lunchbox and finds that he has cheese sandwiches.. He shakse his head solemnly and climbs up to the top of the scaffolding... He then takes a blind leap off and dies instantly as he hits the floor.

The scottish man looks taken aback and opens his lunch box. Which to his downfall cotained Ham... To keep his word, like the English man, he climbs up the scaffolding and leaps off and commits suicide.

Lastly the irish man opens his sandwich to find that they have nothing but mayonnaise in.. Not thinking twice he also climbs up the scaffolding and commits suicide by jumping off from the top.

At the funeral the three mens wifes were there...

The English wife man's said. "If only my Husband *sob* had said that he didn't like cheese, *sob* I would have just put in something different."

The Scottish wife man's said. "If you mine had said that he didn't like ham! I would have given him something else!" *sob*

The Irish man's wife said. "If only he let me make his sandwiches for him!"