A Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot go out to a pub and order 3 pints. They each find a fly

floating on the top of their mugs.

The Brit says, "Bartender, can I have a spoon?" and quietly removes the fly from his brew.

The Irishman says, "Get out of there!" and flicks the fly away with a finger.

The Scot picks up the fly with his fingers and says, "Alright ya wee bastard. Spit it out. Now!"