This little black boy comes down the stairs and sees that his mom is making cookies. He goes up to her and covers himself in flour and says "Look Momma I'm a white boy."

His mom slaps him and sends him to his father. "Look daddy I'm a white boy."

His dad slaps him and sends him to his grandmother. "Look gandma I'm a white boy."

She slaps him and sends him back to his mother. "Now what did you learn from this?"

"I'v only been white for a couple a minutes and I already hate you fucking white people!"