Uh-oh...
Oh S***!
What the heck?!?
Go get your backup tape. (You DO have a backup tape?)
That's SOOOOO bizarre.
Wow!! Look at this...
Hey!! The Suns don't do this.
Terminated?!?
What software license?!?
Well, it's doing SOMETHING...
Wow...that seemed fast...
I got a better job at Lockheed...
Management says...
Sorry, the new equipment didn't get budgeted.
What do you mean that wasn't a copy?
It didn't do that a minute ago...
Where's the GUI on this thing?
Damn, and I just bought that Coke...
Where's the DIR command?
The drive ate the tape but that's OK, I brought my screwdriver.
I cleaned up the root partition and now there's LOTS of free space.
What's this "any" key I'm supposed to press?
Do you smell something?
What's that grinding sound?
I have never seen it do THAT before...
I don't think it should be doing that...
I remember the last time I saw it do that...
You might as well all go home early today...
My leave starts tomorrow.
Oops! (said in a quiet, almost surprised voice)
Hmm, maybe if I do this...
Why is my "rm -R *" taking so long?"
Hmmm, curious...
Well, MY files were backed up.
What do you mean you needed that directory?
What do you mean /home was on that disk? I umounted it!
Do you really need your home directory to do any work?
I didn't think anybody would be doing any work at 2am, so I killed your job.
Yes, I chowned all the files to belong to pvcs. Is that a problem to you?
We're standardizing on AIX.
Wonder what THIS command does?
What did you say your (1)user name was...? ;-)