An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this really bad flatulence problem, but they don't stink and don't make a sound."

The doctor says "O.K., take two of these pills every day for two weeks and come back."

A week later the lady comes back really mad and says, "Now, not only do I fart a lot, but they stink really bad!"

The doctor then said, "Now that we have your sinuses cleared, let's work on your hearing!"