She Was So Blonde That...

She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".

At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here" she put "Sagittarius".

It takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

She sold the car for gas money.