A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.

The Greek says: We have the Parthenon

The Italian says: We have the Coliseum

The Greek says: We had great Mathematicians

The Italian says: We had the Roman Empire and so on and so on and then the

Greek says: We invented sex

The Italian says: That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.