Grandpa: boy, how many miles do you walk to school?

Boy: about a half mile.

Grandpa: when I was your age I walked eight miles to school every day. Boy, what are your grades like?

Boy: they are mostly B's.

Grandpa: when I was your age I got all A's. Boy, have you ever gotten into a fight?

Boy: only two times and the boy beat me up.

Grandpa: When I was your age I was in a fight every day. Boy, how old are you?

Boy: 9 years old.

Grandpa: when I was your age I was 11