One day, about the time of his impeachment, Bill Clinton found a Genie's bottle on the beach.Bill rubbed the bottle and a Genie came out, promising (don't they always?) three wishes.

Bill's first wish was that the scandal had ever happened in the first place. The genie snapped her fingers and none of it had happened.

Bill's second wish was for Hillary not to say too much that might make things worse. The Genie snapped her fingers and Hillary's mouth sealed tight.

For his last wish, Bill Clinton wished for his love handles to disappear. The genie snapped her fingers, and Monica's ears fell off.