A government employee sits in his office, and out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp.

"This will look good on my mantel", he says, and takes it home with him.While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and, as usual, grants him three wishes.

"I'd like an ice cold Coke right now!" He gets his Coke and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I wish to be on an island of beautiful women, who find me irresistable."

Suddenly, he's on an island with gorgeous women eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish. "I wish I'd never have to work again."

Instantly, if not sooner, he's back in his government office.