The family strolled along the beach at low tide; a beautiful day, and they were all happy to be alive. Suddenly, little Mary, 6, found an old lamp. She picked it up and rubbbed it. A genie popped out and granted them one wish apiece.

Mom said, "I want the best for us all; give me a million bucks a week, tax free." The genie granted the wish.

Pop said "I want to be head of the company. I've earned it!" The genie made him Head Honcho.

The child said, "My neighbor's cat scratches me when I pick it up. I want it killed."