One day a man was waking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a Genie popped out of the lamp, An angry Genie, because the man had kicked his lamp.
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I shall still give you three wishes as your reward for releasing me. However, because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most. Your boss, I believe."
So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 50 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 100 million appeared in his boss' account.
For his second wish, the man asked for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lamborgini and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared a Lamborgini, a Ferrarri, a Jaguar and a Porsche.
"This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", the genie reminded him, and the man replied, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney."