A golfer, encountering a genie, was granted one wish. The man thought a while and admitted,

"I've always been rather, er, small, if you know what I mean; could you make me larger?"

"I understand" said the Genie, "Consider it done"

Continuing his game, the man noticed an immediate change in his "size." Within minutes, it was down to his knee, and by the final hole, it had crept into his sock. After his final putt, the man hurriedly returned to where he'd met the genie.

"Problem?" inquired the Genie. "Yes," the man responded, "Do you think I could trouble you for one more wish?"

"And what might that be?" asked the Genie.

"Could you make my legs a tad longer?"