An African American, a Jew, a Mexican and a redneck were wandering lost though the desert (it's a long story - you'll just have to take my word for it), when they came upon a bottle. Wishing there was some water in the bottle, they opened it and PUFF, out came a genie.

The genie explained that he had been trapped in the bottle for thousands of years, and to thank them for releasing him, he was going to grant each a wish.

The African American thought about it, and said "My people have been oppressed in this country for centuries, I wish all my people back in Africa to live in perfect harmony" At which the genie replied "your wish has been granted."

The Jew then said, "My people have also been oppressed throughout the centuries, I wish for all my people to be back in Israel and live in harmony." At which the genie replied "your wish has been granted."

Then the Mexican said "my people have also been oppressed, I wish for my people to be back in Mexico and live in harmony." at which the genie replied "Your wish has been granted."

Then the genie turned to the redneck, who said "I'll just take a glass of water."