Finally the bar tender told the man that the little fellow had to go. "He can't, he's always is with me. He goes, I have to go too."

The bar tender asks "What's going on? All these women keep trying to get to you - he insults them, but they keep right on trying. He spills the drinks and you keep buying."

"Well," sighs the man, "I was walking on the beach and found a lamp. It looked kind of interesting, so I tried to clean it up. When I did, out came a Genie. Sure enough I got my three wishes.

"My first wish was to have more money than anyone else in the world; the second thing I wished for was to be irresistable to beautiful women.

"I got both of those wishes, just like that.. I thought and thought about how to use my last wish. I asked for a 12 inch prick"