A man is walking on the beach, and finds a bottle. He picks it up, and dusts it off. A genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, but he needs to be aware, that everything he wishes for, his ex-wife will get double.

The man says "OK, for my first wish, I want a million dollars. For my second wish, I want a new red corvette. And for my third wish, I want you to scare me half to death!"