A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie.

The genie said,"I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only."

The man thought about his first wish and decided," I think I want 1million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account."

POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color.

POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him.

He asked for his final wish, " I wish I was irresistible to women."

POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.