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On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day.  
   
The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph  
   
There is about 200 times more gold in the worlds oceans, than has been mined in our entire history.  
   
Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.  
   
Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.  
 
The cockroach has a high resistance to radiation and is the creature most likely to survive a nuclear war.  
 
Guinness Book Of Records holds the record for being the book most stolen from Public Libraries.  
 
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.  
 
A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.  
 
People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.  
 
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ... even your heart!  
 
Only 7% of the population are lefties.  
 
40 people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.  
 
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.  
 
The average person over fifty will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.  
 
The toothbrush was invented in 1498.  
 
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