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40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.  
   
A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.  
   
The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.  
   
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.  
   
Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.  
 
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.  
 
The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.  
 
Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.  
 
In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.  
 
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.  
 
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.  
 
Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth.They are reused in vein transplant surgery.  
 
Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were seventh cousins.  
 
If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.  
 
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.  
 
The largest cheesecake ever-made weighed 57,508 lbs.  
 
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