Up in Heaven there are two lines, One with a sign that says "If you were Henpecked line up here" the other says "If you weren't henpecked stand Here."

One day St. Peter was looking at the new arrivals and he saw the "henpecked" line went on forever...while the "non-henpecked" line only had 1 guy standing in it.

St. Peter walked up to him and said "You mean to tell me you were never henpecked in your whole life??" the guy said

"Well I guess not....this is where my wife told me to stand"