This old man went to a whore house and said to the manager that he wanted something different. So the manager sent him up to room 69.

He got in there and this woman, named Hurricane Sally stripped him down and began working wonders. Suddenly she pissed on his stomach, he asked, "what the hell was that?"

She replied, "that is the cooling rain falling all over you." She got at it again and farted in his face. He said, "what the hell was that?"

She then again replied, "that is the warm ocean winds blowing."

Suddenly the man got up and started to get dressed. Hurricane Sally said, "where are you going?"

He said, "hell, a man can't fuck this kind of weather!"