Four guys die the same day and approach the Pearly Gates.

Saint Peter says, "This won't affect your admission up here, fellas, but I need some information for our records."

First guy steps up. Saint Peter says, "How much money did you make last year?" Guy says, "Oh, about $80,000."

Saint Peter says, "What did you do for a living?" Guy says, "I was a systems analyst for an engineering firm."

Saint Peter says, "Go right on in."

Second guy steps up. Saint Peter says, "How much money did you make lastyear?" Guy says, "I grossed about $115,000."

Saint Peter says, "What did you do for a living?" Guy says, "I was a creative director at an ad agency."

Saint Peter says, "Go right on in."

Third guy steps up. Saint Peter says, "How much money did you make last year?" Guy says, "I pulled in about $240,000."

Saint Peter says, "What did you do for a living?" Guy says, "I was an orthidontist."

Saint Peter says, "Go right on in."

Fourth guy steps up. Saint Peter says, "How much money did you make last year?" Guy says, "I made $2500."

Saint Peter says, "What instrument did you play?"