There once was 3 presidents in an airplane. First the airplane flew over the first president's country and he said, "My country needs more food." so he drops a big bag of food on to his country. Then the airplane flys over the second president's country and he said,"My country needs more money," so he drops a huge bag of money on to his country. Then they fly over the third presidents country and he says,"My country needs more violence," so he drops a bomb on to his country.
The first president goes down to his country and he says,"Little boy why are you crying" and the little boy says, "Me and my dad were playing football then he got hit in the head with a huge watermellon."
Then the second president goes down to his country and says,"Little girl why are you crying and she says,"Me and my mom were playing soccer when suddenly she got hit in the head with a huge gold brick"
Then the third president goes down to his country and says,"Little boy why are you laughing" and he says,"I farted and my house blew up."
