Queen Elizabeth, Jaques Chirac, and Vladimir Putin are in front of a picture showing Eve giving Adam the Apple of Knowledge.
Elizabeth goes, "They must be British, she has only one apple and she gives it to him. She is as generous as the British,".
Chirac says, "No, they must be French, they are eating naked, so they must be French".
Then, Putin says, "No, they are Russian. They are naked, they have nothing to eat, and they think they are in Heaven."