-In Arizona it's illegal for kids to go to school with wild onions on their breath.

-I believe this one is also in Arizona, you can't go to church, sit in a theater, or be in a public street car within four hours eating Garlic.

-In Massachusetts, it is illegal to eat peanuts in church.

-In Lexington, Kentucky a child cannot carry an ice-cream cone in his pocket.

-In Connecticut, it's illegal for boys to cross city streets by walking on their hands.

-In Illnois, children are prohibited from throwing snowballs at tree's.

In Georgia, it is illegal to make faces at school-children while they are studying in the classroom.

-In LA, you cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

-In Fort Collin's, Colorado a man can't go fishing on his wedding day (think Grumpy old men inspiried that one?)

-In Susanville, California citizens are prohibited from slurping their soup.

-In Miami, it's against the law for men to be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

-In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husbands permission

-In Chicago, ugly people are not allowed on the city streets.

-In Tennessee, every building taller than two stories must have a knotted rope hanging out each window

-In Alaska, it is illegal to disturb a grizzly bear to take its picture.

-In Maine, it is illegal to set a mule on fire

-In North Carolina, you can't use an elephant to plow a cotton field.

-In Maryland, it is illegal to keep chickens in your hotel room.

-In Georgia, it is against the law to ppen an umbrella in front of a mule

-In Zion Illnois, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigar's to dog's or cat's

-In Detroit Michigan, it is unlawful to hitch a crocodile to a fire hydrant

-In Atlanta Georgia, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole

-In Hawaii, it's illegal to insert pennies in your ear

-In Maine, people who walk along street's with shoelaces untied are subject to a fine.

-In San Diego, the law says strolling musicians must wear clothes

-In Anderson, S.C., it is illegal to curl up on the railroad tracks for a nap.