· Posted in Little Johnny Jokes  

Headmaster: I’ve had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.[......]

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· Posted in Animal Jokes  

A snail walks into a bar and the barman tells him there’s a strict policy about having snails in the bar and so kicks him out.
A year later the same[......]

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· Posted in School Jokes  

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and[......]

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· Posted in Family Jokes  

A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he ever come home late? A[......]

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· Posted in School Jokes  

A little girl calls a boy on the playground “didumsy.” The boy gets mad and tells a yard duty. The yard duty asked the girl why she said. The girl sai[......]

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· Posted in Doctor Jokes  

A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
I’m afraid I have s[......]

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· Posted in Workplace Jokes  

A very exited mother asked her daughter:

Well, what happened when you showed the girls in the office your new engagement ring? Did they all admire[......]

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· Posted in Politics Jokes  

Regarding Face book Co-founder Edward Saverin’s renouncing his US citizenship to avoid paying taxes.

One thing for which you have to give Obama cre[......]

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· Posted in Bar, Drunk Jokes  

This man comes through a door to the bar and slipped on a pile of crap, he mumbles and brushes himself off.

He orders a drink and sits down.

A f[......]

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· Posted in Police Jokes  

A man gets this real fast sports car and hes is flying down the road at about 80 mph.

After a couple miles a cop pulls out on to the road and turns[......]

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