· Posted in Dumb Criminals  

A couple of terrorist were making letter bombs. After they had finished, one said: “Do you think I put enough explosive in this envelope? “I don’t kno[......]

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· Posted in Flying Jokes  

Four people are in an airplane, the pilot, the smartest man in the world, the richest man in the world, and a punk teenager. The airplane experiences[......]

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· Posted in Children Jokes  

Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the pos[......]

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· Posted in Men/Women Jokes  

MAN:

1) Pull up to machine
2) Wind window down
3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN
4) Retrieve cash
5) Drive away

WOMAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2[......]

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· Posted in Redneck Jokes  

A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor.
After he was back on dry gr[......]

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· Posted in Computer Jokes  

Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?
A. He uses “windows”. 

    
· Posted in Animal Jokes  

Dolphins are so intelligent that within a few weeks of captivity they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish three tim[......]

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· Posted in Doctor Jokes  

A couple was making their first doctors visit prior to the birth of their first child. After the exam, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the w[......]

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· Posted in Marriage Jokes  

1) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence).
2) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are[......]

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· Posted in Animal Jokes  

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini to the amazement of the bartender.
When the bartender gives the gorilla the martini, he’s further sur[......]

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