· Posted in Workplace Jokes  

Actual dialog of a former Wordperfect Customer Support employee:

“Wordperfect Customer Support; may I help you?”

“Yes, well, I’m having trouble[......]

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· Posted in Foreign Jokes  

A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican says, “Si, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”

    
· Posted in Foreign Jokes  

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man,[......]

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· Posted in School Jokes  

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher:[......]

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· Posted in Men/Women Jokes  

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    
· Posted in Marriage Jokes  

A little boy says, “Dad, I’ve heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her.”
“Son,” says the dad, “That happen[......]

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· Posted in Men/Women Jokes  

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to c[......]

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· Posted in Marriage Jokes  

Husband to wife: “I hear you’ve been telling everyone that I’m an idiot.”
Wife: “Sorry, I didn’t know it was a secret.”

    
· Posted in Little Johnny Jokes  

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday sch[......]

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· Posted in Marriage Jokes  

A widow recently married a widower. Soon after the marriage she was approached by a friend who laughingly remarked, “I suppose, like all men who have[......]

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