An old man in a village used to harass the villagers with his silly questions. Whenever somebody asks him something, he will answer the latter in questions till one gets confused about the whole matter. One day, a guy from the town nearby, came into the village and by misfortune met the old man whom all the villagers now avoided as soon as they see him. The guy asked the old man where he could find a certain Mrs Smith's house and here is how the old man answered him :

- Where do you come from ?
- Do you have a house ?
- Is there a TV set ?
- What channels are available ?
- Is there a table ?... Then there are chairs also !

The guy (astonished) : But… ???

Old man (continues without stopping) :

- Are there lizards in your house ?
- A cat then ?
- Why isn't there a dog ?
The guy : What… ???

Old man :

- Do you have audio cassette ? CD or DVD ?
- Why is there not a Home Theatre ?
- Is there a tap ?
- You get water from it ?
- Do you have a fridge ?
- Is it small or big ?
- Does it make cool things ?
- Does it make ice ?
- Which company is it from ?

The guy (pulling his hair angrily) : aaaarrhhh !

Old man :

- Why isn't it from another company ?
- Do you have a fan or AC ?
- Why don't you have a cooler ?
- You have a phone ?
The guy pulls out his mobile
- Ooh… You have a mobile then ?
- Is there some balance ?
- Network also ?
- Then call your Mrs Smith and you will get her address…